WAS IT BULLSHIT?
A graveyard for confident predictions.
AI will displace 85 million jobs by 2025.
Robots will destroy 1.8 million jobs by 2020.
AI handles 85% of customer interactions by 2020.
70% of new enterprise apps will run on AI by 2025.
By 2025, 80% of firms will have abandoned generative AI.
Stop training radiologists — deep learning wins within five years.
AI will be smarter than the smartest human by 2025.
AI will be smarter than any human by the end of next year.
AI will take X million jobs by the end of THIS year.
LaMDA is sentient and wants to be acknowledged.
AI deepfakes will decide the 2024 election.
Watson will out-diagnose doctors within five years.
Neuralink enters human trials in 2022.
Optimus robots do useful factory work by end of 2023.
Sophia — a conscious, world-changing robot.
Coding is dead — everyone will just talk to computers.
AGI is five years away.
Level 4 autonomy everywhere by 2025.
AI will replace human creators by 2025.
By 2021, self-driving cars will be everywhere.
Robo-taxis operating in major cities by 2020.
Self-driving semis — no more truckers by 2022.
Full self-driving coast-to-coast by end of 2017.
One million robotaxis on the road by 2020.
Flying taxis in Dallas and LA by 2023.
Flying cars in showrooms by 2020.
A smart city rises on Toronto's waterfront by 2021.
Stadia — console quality streaming, everywhere.
Tesla Semi in production by 2019.
VR becomes the next big computing platform by 2020.
Voice assistants replace apps by 2020.
Blockchain fixes supply chains and banking by 2020.
Drone delivery in 30 minutes by 2020.
Robots will staff every factory by 2020.
Optane memory changes computing forever.
A million-mile battery in every Tesla by 2020.
Web3 takes over the internet by 2025.
Mexico will pay for the wall.
Repeal and replace Obamacare — very quickly.
COVID will disappear — like a miracle.
We have it very much under control.
A COVID vaccine before November 3.
Open by Easter — back to normal.
Obamacare is going to implode.
Healthcare for everybody — better and cheaper.
Infrastructure Week — a bill in two weeks.
Sustained 4% GDP growth.
Coal miners are going back to work.
DACA is going to be taken care of.
My tax returns — after the audit.
The trade deficit will disappear.
Kim committed to denuclearization.
A much better deal with Iran must be made.
Maduro will be out soon.
Drug prices will come tumbling down.
We'll get along great with Russia.
I alone can fix it.
We'll have the national debt paid off.
Tariffs — China pays, America wins.
Bitcoin to $1,000,000 by the end of 2020.
Bitcoin to $100,000 by the end of 2021.
Bitcoin to $250,000 by 2022.
DOGE to $1 by end of 2021.
SHIB to a penny in 2021.
ETH to $10,000 by the end of 2021.
UST and Luna — algorithmic money that can't fail.
FTX is fine. Assets are fine.
Celsius is safe — your money is safe.
Our downside is protected — we have hedges.
The Flippening — ETH passes Bitcoin.
Blue-chip NFTs only go up.
A crypto supercycle — $100k+ and beyond.
Fiat is doomed — crypto replaces it by 2025.
Bitcoin at $100k — this is the year.
Volcano bonds raise $1B in 2022.
Ethereum 2.0 fully live by 2021.
Bitconnect — guaranteed returns. Wow!
First humans on Mars by 2024.
Back to the Moon by 2024.
Starship reaches orbit in 2020.
Crew Dragon flies astronauts in 2018.
Starliner will fly astronauts by 2018.
SLS — first flight in 2017.
Virgin Galactic flying tourists by 2020.
New Shepard carries people by 2019.
Blue Moon — humans back by 2024.
DearMoon — civilian Moon flyby by 2023.
First Mars colonists depart in the 2020s.
A private Moon landing by 2017.